Halloween Dysphasia

My neighbor, Stefanie, and I decided to have the families get together for pumpkin carving. The problem was, Stef couldn't stop saying "pump the carvkins" rather than "carve the pumpkins." My turn came when I accidentally said "parve the cumpkins." Hmmm....

The kids turned out to not be interested in the pumpkin procedures. Stef and I ended up gutting and carving on our own. We did gutting one night and carving the next day. In the time it took me to carve one pumpkin, Stef did three!! I did my last two at home. The following is the result: