Mom (addressing Taylor after his bath): Did you wash your hair?
Taylor: Yup.
Mom: Did you wash your 'pits?
Taylor: Yup.
Mom: Did you wash your feet?
Taylor: Yup.
Mom: Did you wash your privacies? (This is how the Nelsons discretely refer to private parts for the benefit of children.)
Taylor: Yup, I even washed my bum.
Mom: Did you wash behind your ears?
Taylor: Uhhhh, they got wet?
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Taylor-ism
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ho-hum the usual,
kiddy,
kiddy humor,
taylor
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