Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Taylor-ism

Mom (addressing Taylor after his bath):  Did you wash your hair?
Taylor:  Yup.
Mom:  Did you wash your 'pits?
Taylor:  Yup.
 Mom:  Did you wash your feet?
Taylor:  Yup.
 Mom:  Did you wash your privacies? (This is how the Nelsons discretely refer to private parts for the benefit of children.)
Taylor:  Yup, I even washed my bum.
Mom:  Did you wash behind your ears?
Taylor:  Uhhhh, they got wet?