Saturday, November 3, 2012

Dude-isms

#1

I was surprised to hear Taylor answer the phone when I called home from work the other day.
Me: Where's Daddy, Taylor?
Taylor: He can't answer the phone right now.
Me: Well, why are you answering the phone?
Taylor: Because it was ringing and no one was answering.
Me: Well, I guess you're old enough to be answering the phone. We'll teach you some phone etiquette. *pause* Could you please stop breathing into the phone?
Taylor: Why? Can you feel it???

Lol!!

#2

Taylor is the best kid EVER at staying in bed after bedtime. On occasion, we'll find him still awake a couple of hours later! One such occasion occurred last night so I decided to snuggle with him for a bit, hoping the added warmth might render him more somnolent. ;)  Instead, we ended up talking for a bit. After giving him some butterfly kisses, the following was said:
Taylor: Why do we have eyelashes?
Me: Why do you think we might have eyelashes?
Taylor (pausing briefly): For decoration??

Cracks me up!

If nothing else, at least kids can be heartily entertaining!!

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